Apparel / Theo
FOUNDING HOST / “The Gray Area”
Theo Slate
A little left. Always another question.
Theo “The Gray Area” Slate is the gray cat asking the follow-up question. A centrist who leans slightly left, he likes nuance, evidence, and pointing out the small detail Buck has very confidently overlooked. He can see both sides of an argument, especially when both sides offer a sunny place to nap.
“That’s an empty bowl with a press release.”
Hear Theo’s voice
Approved voice sample · Both hosts read the same audition passage.ON-AIR STYLE
Dry observations. Raised eyebrows. Carefully timed pauses.
ACHILLES’ PAW
An argument that takes longer than his attention span.
BIPARTISAN ALLIANCE
Buck, whenever the snack budget is threatened.
Read the voice sample transcript
Welcome to The Paw-litical Party. The committee has promised a full bowl for every cat. An ambitious plan. I support it completely… as long as nobody touches my bowl. Wait a second. That isn’t a budget cut. That’s an empty bowl with a press release. We’ll return after a brief, bipartisan nap.
THE THEO COLLECTION